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| Hello boy, Uncle Sam wants you to join the U.S. army. Just sign up here, and we'll have you in basic training in no time. | |
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| I don't know. What kind of future can I find in the army? | |
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| I'll be honest with you. We're at war, and you'll probably be killed. And if you don't come back in a bodybag, you'll probably come down with a neurological disorder. | |
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| But at least I could retire as an officer and live on a nice pension the rest of my life, right? | |
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| Not likely. Without ROTC training and a college degree, you'll never be an officer. Best case scenario is that you come back wounded and have to beg on the street. | |
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| Well, thanks for the offer, but I think I'll pass. | |
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