The Adventures of Priestman and Choirboy, part iii

Author: fpd

Date: January 18, 2006

by fpd
1-18-06
I have received the most dire news, Priestman. Our police psychiatrist, Dr. Wertham, says you're gay.
Gay? Hardly. I take crime fighting very seriously. In my ever vigilant fight against crime, I have no time for fun and frivolity.
He was talking with Bunnyman, who said he could cut the sexual tension between you two with an axe.
Yes, Bunnyman does carry an axe. But I don't know where you're going with this.
He says you probably give it to Choirboy up the ass.
Well, sure, Choirboy can be an ass at times, with his holy this and holy that shit. Wait, what the fuck are you talking about?