CC 312: President Luther's Press Conference

Author: fpd

Date: January 31, 2006

by fpd
1-31-06
Dimmy Dulson, Planet Daily News. Mr. President, leading scientists have announced that the world will be destroyed in 30 days. What's your reaction?
Pish posh. One of those scientists was Greed Gizzards of the Furshlugginer Four. You can bet he was stretching the truth.
But surely you don't mean to imply that he would stretch the truth just because he can stretch his body.
Who's to say that those comic rays that gave him his superpowers didn't mess up his mind. He's not a very reliable source.
But it isn't just Greed Gizzards. Professor Spamilton has corroborated his findings.
Professor Spamilton is an irresponsible alarmist. Isn't he the same guy who was telling everyone he could make their ding dong bigger?