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| Dimmy Dulson, Planet Daily News. Mr. President, leading scientists have announced that the world will be destroyed in 30 days. What's your reaction? | |
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| Pish posh. One of those scientists was Greed Gizzards of the Furshlugginer Four. You can bet he was stretching the truth. | |
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| But surely you don't mean to imply that he would stretch the truth just because he can stretch his body. | |
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| Who's to say that those comic rays that gave him his superpowers didn't mess up his mind. He's not a very reliable source. | |
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| But it isn't just Greed Gizzards. Professor Spamilton has corroborated his findings. | |
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| Professor Spamilton is an irresponsible alarmist. Isn't he the same guy who was telling everyone he could make their ding dong bigger? | |
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