CC 312: President Luther meets with Greed Gizzards

Author: fpd

Date: January 31, 2006

by fpd
1-31-06
Gizzards, you're one of the greatest scientific minds in this nation. Brief me on what threat faces the earth in 30 days.
After your press conference, Mr. President, I didn't think you took me seriously.
Selective disinformation. I don't want to cause panic and rioting. I know you wouldn't announce something like this lightly. What's up?
The planet Nibiru is going to smash into earth in 30 days.
You're kidding me, right? All that talk about Nibiru has just been pseudoscience for the gullible.
I wish I were kidding you. Dr. Dummkopf has created a warp between earth's and Nibiru's orbits. In 30 days, Nibiru will fly through the warp and smash into earth.