CC 312: Saving the World

Author: fpd

Date: February 6, 2006

by fpd
2-06-06
At Four Freakies Plaza.
I have it, Sue! We'll send earth into the imaginary zone! That way, Nibiru will miss earth, and everyone will be okay!
That's brilliant, Greed. The earth will be saved!
Meanwhile, on Nibiru.
I have it, Nock! We'll send Nibiru into the imaginary zone! That way, earth and Nibiru won't collide, and everyone will be safe!
That's brilliant, Anu! Nibiru will be saved!
And in Washington, DC.
I have a special mission for you, Kapitän Übel. I don't trust those stupidheros. Only you can save the earth.
You're absolutely right, Mr. President! No superhero is as great as I am. Only I can save the world!