CC 312: Kapitän Übel and the Steelblue Sucker

Author: fpd

Date: February 6, 2006

by fpd
2-06-06
Who dares approach the Steelblue Sucker, herald of the mighty Galagus?
Me, Kapitän Übel, that's who. I heard Galagus likes to eat planets. Well, I have one I'd like to show him.
I believe you heard, wrong. Galagus just eats plants, not planets.
I came all the way out here for a jackass who just eats plants? I need a planet devoured pronto, or my home is doomed!
Show me this planet, and Galagus will strip its plant life bare!
You know, that does sound like fun. Now that I know I can fly through space, what do I care for one stupid planet?