OPC 22: You might be a chicken if ...

Author: fpd

Date: February 10, 2006

you're afraid to surf the web, because it is full of geeks.
Geeks are circus performers who bite heads off of chickens. So there's no way I'm risking my neck by getting on the web.
I'm not afraid of no geeks. It's the spiders that scare me. The web is teeming with them.
by fpd, 2-10-06