FTC87: Neighbors

Author: fpd

Date: June 3, 2006

by fpd
6-03-06
Hello Neighba. I haf a toofache. Would you poke yur hed in and take a look?
Do you think I'm stupid? You want to eat me!
No, neffah. I is veggie-tarian fruity-versalist. Me no eat you.
But I saw you eating the Wilsons last night. It was a frenetic cannibalistic feast, and it scared the heebie jeebies out of me.
Oh dat. Dey wanted us to eat dem. Me sed relly? Dey sed yes, eat us. So me be good neighba. Won't you be good neighba two?
How about if I give you the number of my dentist?