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| Why did the cannibal cross the road? | |
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| This had better be a good one, neighbor, or that box of puppies is going to die. | |
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| He saw a tasty dish, and he wanted to ask her to dinner. | |
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| Don't you mean he wanted to have her for dinner? | |
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| Okay, mister, I've had enough of your "I'm not a cannibal and I'm so perfect" attitude. Cannibals like to go on dates too, you know. We like women just as much as the next guy. | |
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| Think about the puppies, man, the puppies! This is no time to lose control! Go on, now, say something funny before it's too late! | |
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