CC 324: The Goddess Within

Author: fpd

Date: June 15, 2006

by fpd
6-15-06
You want to return a Venus razor? Why?
I bought it to bring out the goddess within, but I wasn't happy with the results.
"Bring out the goddess within" is just a slogan. It's not guaranteed to actually do this.
No, no, that's not the problem. It did bring out the goddess within.
Then what's the problem?
The goddess within was Persephone, and I'm terrified of spending half the year in Hades. I didn't buy this product to make my life a living hell.