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| It's great that you have all these products that can help me smell and taste like a smoker. But what about looking like one? How will I get my teeth yellow, for instance? | |
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| That's not a problem with our new AquaStale yellowing toothpaste! It will yellow your teeth and leave you with a stale tobacco aftertaste! | |
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| But what about wrinkles? Smoking makes you look older faster, and I still look like I'm in my 20s. | |
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| With Nicotina Free Radical wrinkle cream, a special blend of baking soda and hydrogen peroxide, you'll be oxygenating your face into old age in no time. | |
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| And what about my voice? How can I get that sexy scratchy voice that so many smokers have? | |
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| With our Hacks cough drops, you'll quickly be hacking and coughing your way to that sexy voice in no time! Within weeks, you'll sound like you've been smoking for years! | |
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