CC325: War! What is it good for?

Author: fpd

Date: June 23, 2006

by fpd
6-23-06
War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it again! War!
Hold on now, son. I'm War, one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, and it's my good name you're badmouthing.
Gosh, sir, if I knew it would hurt your feelings, I wouldn't be out here protesting. No, seriously, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Ah, the fighting spirit of a warrior. Let me tell you what I'm good for. I boost the economy and get guys like you girlfriends.
Are you serious? You can get me a girlfriend? How about that chick over there? She's really hot!
Just keep up your war against war, son. I have a feeling she's going to be both single and militantly anti-war in a very short time.