CC326: Shit Happens to Everyone, part iii

Author: fpd

Date: July 10, 2006

by fpd
7-10-06
Shit happens to space explorers.
But this is not what humans look like. I'm not supposed to have a fish for a hand.
You are the first DNA based species we have encountered. We did the best we could to fix you up after the crash.
Shit happens to cripples.
But I thought that being handicapped didn't matter to you.
Of course it doesn't. I'm not the one who is shallow. I don't like you because you're so shallow you prefer a pretty girl like me to an ugly cripple like yourself.
Shit even happens to little girls.
Hold still while I give you this shot up your butt.
No, stay away from me, lady!