CC326: Shit Happens to Everyone, part iv

Author: fpd

Date: July 10, 2006

by fpd
7-10-06
Shit happens to men.
My good man, why don't you put that knife down before someone gets hurt.
Don't worry. I'll make this as painless for you as possible.
Shit happens to psycho killers.
You don't like my flowers?
What did you do to my boyfriend, you psycho?
Shit even happens to women.
Well, if that's the way you're going to be, you can go join him.
What? Did you say something about flowers? I love them! Daisies are my favorites!