CC327: Adam and Steve, part i

Author: fpd

Date: July 18, 2006

by fpd
7-18-06
Hey fag! God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
I'm so sick and tired of hearing that. I'll just travel back in time and do something about it.
So, God, if you give Adam a female companion, she's just going to seduce him into disobeying you, and then your own son will have to die.
Oh dear, that isn't good.
Who are you? And what are these things covering my body?
My name is Steve. God made me as a companion for you from your rib. He gave us clothes so we wouldn't see each other naked.