CC335: At Mr. Furshlugginer's Bachelor Party

Author: fpd

Date: October 20, 2006

by fpd
10-20-06
This is your last night of freedom, Greed! When my sister Sue becomes Mrs. Furshlugginer, you're gonna be in for it!
Indubitably! I will be in for a marvelously fantastic time! My consummation with the Outta-Sight Chick will be superlative.
Woah! Woah! Keep it on a need to know basis, Big Words! The idea of banging my sister is sickeningly nauseating!
So what divertissements do you have planned for tonight, Johnny?
Well, the Thingamabob and I were thinking that we could engage in a fantastic foursome with this cute superhero groupie we met.
Sigh! Don't tell me. Another teenybopper thinks my ability to stretch my dingalingaling is an aphrodisiac, and she'll do the two of you if she can get with me.