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| Are you a fat schlub who has given up all hope of losing weight? | |
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| Over time, fat deposits are caused by poor nutrition, lack of exercise, stress at work, and pregnancy. | |
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| You're right. I'm going to change my life around by exercising, eating right, and meditating. | |
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| But now there's a solution. Take one Wimpozene pill each day, and you will quickly shed pounds of fat and muscle. | |
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| Why, that's simply math! If I lose both muscle and fat, I'll really lose the weight! Screw you, exercise! I'm going with Wimpozene! | |
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