Bad Aphorisms Example

Author: fpd

Date: December 11, 2006

by fpd
12-11-06
I love you. You're the love of my life.
Sorry, but you're poor, and I live by the motto, "It's as easy to love a rich woman as a poor woman."
Wealth and poverty are like yin and yang. Each has a bit of the other in it.
"Anything you can't deposit in a bank is as worthless as snot."
But I love you. Doesn't that count for anything?
"To love without money is like playing soccer without a ball."