WW56: Worst Times for Pickup Lines

Author: fpd

Date: May 20, 2008

by fpd
5-20-08
Someone has committed a crime, and that's YOU. You've stolen my heart tonight.
Those chalk lines are for my fiance, detective. Are you going to find out who killed him or not?
I'm feeling stiff for you, baby.
Could you be more crass? My boyfriend's corpse is laying right behind us.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
You are really CREEPING me out! The LOVE of my LIFE is barely in the ground!!!