CC392: How Kapitän Übel got his name

Author: fpd

Date: June 18, 2008

by fpd
6-18-08
Hey, you dumb wizard, why did you give me a stupid name like Kapitän Übel? It's not even English.
Well, the costume already had an umlauted U on it.
What the !@$# are you talking about? Couldn't you just put on the letter E for Captain Evil?
Like I could be bothered to learn how to sew. I just stole a spare costume from Übermench's closet.
You lazy old fart! You couldn't even be bothered to give me my own costume?
I supposed I never explained to you what Sloth means, and you were too lazy to look it up.