CC393: If Catholics Did Abortions, part 1

Author: fpd

Date: June 30, 2008

by fpd
6-30-08
Welcome to the Sisters of Singing Saint Margaret Abortionarium. First we will take a sonargram to determine the sex of your fetus.
Um, okay.
You have a baby girl growing in you. What would you name her if you were going to keep her?
Do I really have to name her? This would be so much easier if she remained nameless.
It's really important. How about Mary Jane?
No, I think I'll call her Gwen Stacy.