WW59: Milky Soaked Wind-Oats

Author: fpd

Date: August 21, 2008

by fpd
8-21-08
Over here at the Milky Soaked cereal company, we know how happy you've been with Wind-Oats XP.
So, naturally, we're going to pull it off the market and replace it with the latest Wind-Oats cereal, Wind-Oats Vista.
Do we care how happy you've been with Wind-Oats XP?
Not really. The bottom line is that we'll make more money selling you Wind-Oats Vista, especially with Wind-Oats XP off the market.
You'll buy Wind-Oats Vista, and you'll like it.
And even if you don't like it, what are you going to do? Make your own cereal? Just trust the experts at Milky Soaked to make your cereal for you.