Sex and Politics

Author: fpd

Date: September 9, 2008

by fpd
9-09-08
You know, I now understand how Monica Lewinski felt.
What do you mean?
I mean that I really want to have sex with Sarah Palin.
What about Hillary? Would you like a bipartisan three-way?
No, that's just sick. Hillary might have gotten my vote before I knew what it was like to want a candidate who is a real woman, but now I'm all for Sarah Palin.
Well, you may not get to screw Palin, but if you vote on that basis, you'll screw Lady Liberty.