WW60: The DC Marvel

Author: fpd

Date: September 27, 2008

by fpd
9-27-08
Harvey Dell, cub reporter for the Timely Eclipse news blog.
Mr. President, what's the coolest thing you've ever done as President?
Showing my dad I'm better than him by kicking Saddam's butt! Uh, that's off the record, right?
Nobody knows that he is secretly National Atlas, the DC Marvel.
I stand for truth, justice, and the American way, as defined by the Bush administration!
You're truly this nation's greatest superhero, National Atlas, next to Jesus of course.
What foe will National Atlas face next?
No more war!
Why do you hate America, fiend?!