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Harvey Dell, cub reporter for the Timely Eclipse news blog.
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| Mr. President, what's the coolest thing you've ever done as President? | |
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| Showing my dad I'm better than him by kicking Saddam's butt! Uh, that's off the record, right? | |
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Nobody knows that he is secretly National Atlas, the DC Marvel.
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| I stand for truth, justice, and the American way, as defined by the Bush administration! | |
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| You're truly this nation's greatest superhero, National Atlas, next to Jesus of course. | |
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What foe will National Atlas face next?
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| Why do you hate America, fiend?! | |
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