CC414: The FPD Strikes Again!

Author: fpd

Date: January 20, 2009

by fpd
1-20-09
Oh my gosh, who did this to you darling?
It was the FPD, the Federation for the Pummeling of Dipshits. I'm sure I deserved it.
This is awful. No one, and I mean no one gets to beat the dabien out of you but me!
Yes, the FPD explained to me that there is no honor in letting a woman beat the crap out of me. I should only let other men do it.
Oooh! I'm going to do my part to stomp out the FPD. Yes, I am!
Thank you, dear. It just wasn't the same getting my ass kicked by a man. I much prefer your womanly touch.