CC415: Calling from the Boiling Pits of Sewage

Author: fpd

Date: February 2, 2009

by fpd
2-02-09
Hello, caller. Welcome to Coast to Coast AM.
HOW DARE YOU, Mr. Bell! HOW DARE YOU!
Is that you, JC?
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, Mr. Bell, TO HELL, YOU AND GEORGE AND IAN AND YOUR WHOLE GANG OF BALASPHEEMIZERS UNLESS YOU REPENT AND FOLLOW ME!!!
Do tell, and what have we done this time, JC?
Your PIZZA PUNCH has HELLman's mayonaise in it, and IT IS FOOD PORNOGRAPHY! YOU DISGUSTICATE ME, Mr. Bell, and I will expose you as a MINION of SATAN!