How to Bait a Cretin

Author: fpd

Date: December 9, 2001

by fpd
12-09-01
I'm a lesbian.
What?! That's a sin! It's profane in the eyes of God! You'll go to hell if you remain one, and I know Hell is real, because I had a dream about brimstone.
Wait a minute! You can't be a lesbian. You're a guy.
Don't you know that lying is a sin! The Bible says, thou shalt not tell a lie, and the Bible is the word of God.