CC88: How Pagan Gods Cope

Author: fpd

Date: December 27, 2001

by fpd
12-27-01
How did you do it, Herne?
Do what, Beelzebub?
When the Christians took over, you got this sweet gig as a lovable saint, whereas I got cast as a devil.
It's not as sweet as you think. I just put on two faces to the world. I'm both Saint Nick and Old Nick.
Maybe people would like me better as a snowman who sings and dances.
I'm sure they will. They fear hellfire so much, they're sure to love a man made of snow.