CC90: Trouble in Ireland, part 1

Author: fpd

Date: January 4, 2002

by fpd
1-04-02
One day in Northern Ireland ...
Ha, ha, ha, ha! I have captured you, you wicked alien, and you will no longer be able to corrupt Irish culture with your devilish crop circles.
You sodding gloopy soomka, my droogs will save me. We're here, and we're queer, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Oh yeah! We'll see about that. Tobor, whack this alien upside the head!
I cannot comply mistress. The first law of robotics prevents me from harming a human being.
What the sodding hell is wrong with you?! Are your brains made out of cal? This is a grahzny alien, not a human being.
Excuse my faulty programming, but all you fleshlings are the same to me. I cannot discriminate between you.