Do you want an envier living in your neighborhood?

Author: fpd

Date: January 10, 2002

by fpd
1-10-02
Hello, what brings you by?
I'm with the Neighborhood Alert Task Force, and I've come to alert you that Bob Smith, a convicted envier, has moved into our neighborhood.
Marge, I just heard some terrible news. A convicted envier has moved into our neighborhood.
Oh dear lord, no! The snide remarks! The pathetic attempts to keep up with us! It won't be safe to walk the streets.
And think of the children!
I can't bear it! If he got near our children, it could traumatize them for life.