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| Dr. Laura, whenever my boyfriend and I go out, he insists on going dutch. | |
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| Your boyfriend is greedy, caller. He is a really terrible person, and you must dump him right away. | |
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| No buts. Listen to me. I know what I'm talking about. He is a greedy, greedy, greedo. A real sick deviant. | |
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| Well, thank you, Dr. Laura. Your advice is sage as always. | |
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| Listen people. Don't ever date anyone who is greedy. Greedy people make bad parents. I know. I'm my kids' mom. | |
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