Do you really want to date a greedy person?

Author: fpd

Date: January 10, 2002

by fpd
1-10-02
Dr. Laura, whenever my boyfriend and I go out, he insists on going dutch.
Your boyfriend is greedy, caller. He is a really terrible person, and you must dump him right away.
But ...
No buts. Listen to me. I know what I'm talking about. He is a greedy, greedy, greedo. A real sick deviant.
Well, thank you, Dr. Laura. Your advice is sage as always.
Listen people. Don't ever date anyone who is greedy. Greedy people make bad parents. I know. I'm my kids' mom.