The Birds and the Bees

Author: fpd

Date: January 12, 2002

by fpd
1-12-02
Hey bee, you're mine, understand? Get in the position!
No way. I'm not having sex with you or anyone else.
Damn you bee, we're supposed to be teaching the readers about the birds and the bees.
Get somebody else, because this bee has taken a vow of celibacy.
I'm the dominatrix, damn it! Do as I say!
Listen kids! Men die after having sex. I've seen it happen to too many other drones, but it's not going to happen to me.