CC93: Burma Shave Saves

Author: fpd

Date: January 16, 2002

by fpd
1-16-02
Ever feel like you were drawn by Basil Wolverton?
Does your ugly mug take away from all your fun?
Would you like to spend time with cute girls like us?
Would you like girls to do something other than scream and cuss?
You could sell you soul for what you crave.
But praise the Lord there's Burma Shave.