CC93: Burma Shave gives you that he-man look

Author: fpd

Date: January 18, 2002

by fpd
1-18-02
Testosterone is what makes a man lose his hair.
So the he-man look is a crown that's all bare.
You can be the Alpha Male on your block.
Just have no hair, not even one lock.
Don't let yourself look like a sissified knave.
Take it all off with Burma Shave.