It never happens like this on soap operas

Author: fpd

Date: January 19, 2002

by fpd
1-19-02
Hey, Jill, what's up?
Who are you? Are you Jane's older sister? You look like her.
I am Jane. I just turned 18.
But you were 7 only yesterday. What happened?
The doctor calls it SGS, Sudden Growth Syndrome. He says it's common among kids from wealthy, powerful families.
Oh crap, I just turned 18 too. All my teenage years lost in a flash. I better see the doctor before I suddenly become an old maid.