Hairy Pothead Reports to His Superior

Author: fpd

Date: January 27, 2002

by fpd
1-27-02
Greetings, Hairy Pothead. What progress have you made?
I am teaching millions of children to deride atheists and agnostics by calling them muggles.
That's not quite the kind of progress I was hoping for, though we can work with it. What else?
I am also teaching children that they don't have to get high on Jesus when they can get high on weed.
Excellent, that's more like it. What else?
I have a movie deal in the works. It will be called "Hairy Pothead: The Sorceror's Stoned."