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| Dear Robby, My robotic wife is no longer interested in sex as much as I am. What should I do? Sincerely, Horny in Houston. | |
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| Dear Horny, I'm sorry the spark has gone out of your relationship. You can make things more electric between you by plugging her in more often. | |
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| Dear Robby, My little girl is heartbroken over the accidental destruction of her robot nanny. What can we do for her? Yours, A Perplexed Poppa. | |
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| Dear Perplexed, U.S. Robots and Mechanical Men stores regular backups of each robot's positronic brain. They can virtually resurrect your little girl's nanny for her. | |
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| Dear Robby, I am attracted to Robots, but I'm afraid of what my family will think if they find out I am a robosexual. What can I do? Yours, In the Closet. | |
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| Dear Closet, I feel I can best help you by meeting with you personally. I'll be at the Cyber Cafe you emailed me from at 3:00 PM. | |
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