Don't Try This at Home

Author: fpd

Date: January 29, 2002

by fpd
1-29-02
My head is pounding like a jackhammer. What should I do?
Why not try some acupuncture?
I couldn't find any needles, but I figure a nail will work just as good.
It might even be better, because a nail is bigger than a needle.
Here I go. It doesn't seem to be working yet.
These instructions say that acupuncture uses many needles. You'll need more than just one nail.