Abduction

Author: fpd

Date: January 30, 2002

by fpd
1-30-02
Hey there, good looking, what are you like doing in my bedroom?
I have come to abduct you away like a thief in the night.
What a cool spaceship! It is like far out! That's like a simile, isn't it?
No, you're talking like a valley girl. It's time to remove the hybrid child you are pregnant with.
Oh wow, baby, you like have nine eyes. That is like so fricking cool. I'll call you Laboratory, because that's where we are.