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| North Pole Tech Support. How can I help you? | |
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| Yes, all that Santa left me for Christmas were these black rocks, which I didn't even ask for. I think there was some kind of mistake. | |
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| Those black rocks are coal. It's what Santa delivers to all naughty boys and girls. | |
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| Wait'll I get my hands on those dirty fags! It wasn't my fault, I tell you. They forced me to beat the snot out of them. | |
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| Are you saying you haven't been naughty? | |
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| Damn straight! It's not my fault sissy queerbates get in my face and just ask to get beaten up. It's not like I'm a fag or something. You should be thanking me, not sending me dirty frickin' coal. | |
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