CC96: Naughty and Haughty

Author: fpd

Date: January 30, 2002

by fpd
1-30-02
North Pole Tech Support. How can I help you?
Yes, all that Santa left me for Christmas were these black rocks, which I didn't even ask for. I think there was some kind of mistake.
Those black rocks are coal. It's what Santa delivers to all naughty boys and girls.
Wait'll I get my hands on those dirty fags! It wasn't my fault, I tell you. They forced me to beat the snot out of them.
Are you saying you haven't been naughty?
Damn straight! It's not my fault sissy queerbates get in my face and just ask to get beaten up. It's not like I'm a fag or something. You should be thanking me, not sending me dirty frickin' coal.