An Obscure Clue to my Name

Author: fpd

Date: January 31, 2002

by fpd
1-31-02
General Grant, we have been waging this war for ten years. How will we ever seige the rebel fort and rescue Miss Helen?
I have a plan. Get me a young man who is also an artist.
I have drawn my portrait, as you requested, man.
Excellent. We will tell the rebels that we surrender and give it to them as a gift.
The Union of Sparta has finally surrendered, and they left us this portrait as a parting gift.
By Aphrodite, whom we all worship, it can't be so. The portrait has a Trojan virus that is opening up our gates.