CC97: Marlboro Cigarettes

Author: fpd

Date: February 1, 2002

by fpd
2-01-02
Hey kids, I'm the Marlboro man. Our cigarettes are the best tasting ever, but don't just take my word for it.
I absolutely love the pungent, tobaccoey, ammonia taste of Marlboro. It's better than candy.
And we guarantee that you can't smoke just one. You'll crave one after another.
I love Marlboros so much I gnawed off an ear when I ran out. You're sure to love them as much as I do.
Cigarettes may cause cancer, premature aging, heart disease, smelly clothes, and yellow teeth, but I don't care.
Once you taste Marlboro, nothing will matter more than getting your next drag. Try them today.