CC97: Dr. Jekyll's Infomerical, part 1

Author: fpd

Date: February 2, 2002

by fpd
2-02-02
What would you say if I told you you could do all kinds of bad things without the burdens of guilt or responsibility?
Surely you jest, Dr. Jekyll. Although I would love to do all kinds of bad things, my sense of guilt just gets in the way.
Watch as I give this little squirrel a few drops of my patent-pending transmogrification elixer.
Die, you stupid twat, die!
This is fantastic, Dr. Jekyll. And you say your elixer can do this for anyone? Amazing. But how much does it cost?