CC97: Dr. Jekyll's Infomercial, part 2

Author: fpd

Date: February 2, 2002

by fpd
2-02-02
Call 1-800-555-HYDE now.
You might normally expect to pay over $100, but today we're offering five bottles for the low, low price of just $19.95.
That is so incredible. I'm dying to try just a little bit right now.
Call 1-800-555-HYDE now.
Why sure, here you go.
Oh, wow, my sex drive is through the roof, and I've lost all my hang-ups. I have to have you right here and now Doctor.
Call 1-800-555-HYDE now.
Zoë, you're under arrest for raping Dr. Jekyll, trampling on the cameraman, and public nudity.
Use it with caution, folks. It has no effect on your legal responsibility.