CC97: The One True Faith

Author: fpd

Date: February 2, 2002

by fpd
2-02-02
Welcome to Hell, sinner! Ha, ha, ha!
How did I get here? I was baptized as an infant, went to mass every week, said my confession regularly, and always did my penance.
Don't let this happen to you. Jesus loves you and wants you in Heaven with him.
And the only way to Heaven is through the Asian Girls Chinese Israelism Methodist Church.
Yes, Catholics, Lutherans, Anglicans, Baptists, Pentacostals, Quakers, Mormons, Unitarians, Muslims, Jews, Presbyterians, British Israelists, and United Methodists are all going to Hell.
Of course, if our faith is wrong, you're screwed. But is it wrong? I don't think so.