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| Are you a big fat bozo? Would you like to shed several pounds or even just a few? | |
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| However many pounds you would like to lose, we can help. | |
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| Yes, for every pound you send us, as in British currency, we guarantee that you will lose one pound. | |
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| That's right. Pull out your credit card and dial 1-800-555-LOSE right now. Send us a pound for every pound you want to lose, and you will lose them all. | |
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| And now for a little disclaimer spoken by a dog balancing on a ball. Isn't he funny? | |
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| This offer is invalid for dollars, euros, yen, and kilograms. | |
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