CC98: The Bongo Affair, part 5 -- Television

Author: fpd

Date: February 5, 2002

by fpd
2-05-02
Oh Lucky and Nicholas, you two are the handsomest guys in Port Charles.
Oh no! There is a new, uglier Sarah Webber! And how did she become a doctor while her sister is barely out of high school?
Is this the National Skeptical Enquirer? I want to report that General Hospital's Sarah Webber is now being played by an evil space alien.
Thanks for your claim of the paranormal. We'll be sure to scientifically investigate it after we report it to grocery shoppers all over America.
Did you see the latest National Skeptical Enquirer? Bongo is beginning to remember. You must shut him up!
Yes sir. I will get right on it.