CC98: The Bongo Affair, part 7 -- Panic

Author: fpd

Date: February 5, 2002

by fpd
2-05-02
Is this the FBI? Get me Mulder or Scully, please!
We don't have a Mulder or Scully here.
Oh yeah, that's right! Get me agent Doggett or agent Reyes then.
We don't appreciate prank calls. The X-Files is not real, sir.
Is this the CIA? Can I speak to agent Sydney Bristow, please?
She's just a fictional character on ABC's Alias. Please don't bother us again, sir. We know who you are and where you live.