Comics Cup 8 Round 1: Crimming

Author: fpd

Date: February 5, 2002

by fpd
2-05-02
You're truly the most astonishingly beautiful and sexually desirable woman a man could ever hope to meet. I know I can fulfill your wildest dreams.
My fantasy is for you to eat a Reece's peanut-butter cup that I've smeared into my craphole.
That atrociously ugly hag of a beak-nosed bitch wants me to do the grossest thing imaginable. What, in your vast wisdom, do you think I should do?
As Confucius always taught, there is no wrong way to eat a Reece's.
Brigadier, the Widow Penguin's will shows that she was in debt and penniless. She was a poor, destitute pauper.
That unspeakably abominable bitch! She told me she had gazillions of dollars. And she had me do the vilest acts ever! I will savagely kill her a million times for this.