CC98: The Bongo Affair, part 18 -- Shrink

Author: fpd

Date: February 6, 2002

by fpd
2-06-02
Doctor, you've got to help me. I think I'm going insane.
Of course, you are. You're obviously a schizoid. Pull up a chair, and I will psychoanalyze you.
I think I'm a geek, which is what I hate the most, because a geek bit off my ear.
Yes, you obviously suffer from an inferiority complex. But that isn't insane, because schizoids are inferior.
Thank you, doctor. Now I know I'm not insane. There really is a conspiracy of aliens, betrayers, and secret agents who are out to get me.
That's just life. Repress it, and it won't trouble you as much.