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| Doctor, you've got to help me. I think I'm going insane. | |
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| Of course, you are. You're obviously a schizoid. Pull up a chair, and I will psychoanalyze you. | |
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| I think I'm a geek, which is what I hate the most, because a geek bit off my ear. | |
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| Yes, you obviously suffer from an inferiority complex. But that isn't insane, because schizoids are inferior. | |
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| Thank you, doctor. Now I know I'm not insane. There really is a conspiracy of aliens, betrayers, and secret agents who are out to get me. | |
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| That's just life. Repress it, and it won't trouble you as much. | |
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